THINGS TO DO WITH A WORM
This list was idea of WarMonger and was done by the following Team17 Forum
members (by order of posting): WarMonger, LLCoolDave, Lawd, SupSuper, svenneundulat, -R-, XFrostX, MonkeyforaHead,
Zero72, Guy_From_I, antworm, Paul.Power, Run, sonicx, thomasp, kjatte, Pickleworm, tccondon, Retcerahc, spanky2,
Nutter, Apollo, WormLord, DugDude, bloopy, XxllKKllxX, Melao, War Worm, wirm, Demian, ViolatoR, Smifffy,
XxScorpionxX, shadowjuan, EliteChao$
You can check out the thread here!
I've decided to put all of the ideas in one list which is shown here and which was corrected and spellchecked
(hopefully) by me, but it has abreviations. If you want your idea here, just reply to the thread as I will
check it daily.
- Let it kill another worm
- Put it in your compost
- Look at it crawling, wow, interesting!
- Put it in a game which is about worms killing each other, we might as well name
it worms :P
- Make it dance
- Look if it burns.
- Use it as a softball target
- Put it in a boat, give it a zook and look if it can defeat itself against
coloured bobbles
- Use it as food for survival trainings
- Put it in your sig
- Give it a shotgun and see if it can shoot targets
- Make it build you a hideout
- See if it can play worms
- Make it tell you where it keeps its weaps
- Make it do a Robin Hood impression (longbow)
- Make it show you his roping techniques
- Put it as a ball in a pinball game
- See if it survives against a shotgun
- Squash it
- See his baby worms
- Stop it from constantly hide in tunnels
- Use it to practice sky-diving without you hurting yourself
- Force it to eat dirt when it has nothing to do
- Have it to do kamikaze without its own will
- Make it to walk off cliffs with a not so steady rope to hang in.
- Put it in a bottle of tequila
- Drop it from a great height and see if it makes a "boing" sound and gets its
head stuck in the ground.
- Try and cross-breed it with a snail to create a master race of shelled worms
- Feed it to a small child.
- Make it eat dog worming tablets and see if it creates a space-time paradox
- Put it on a spinning LP track
- Put some scuba gear on it and throw it in the tub
- Prod it off a table
- Pull it off in half
- Ask it why they started kill each other in the first place
- Eat it
- Skip it across a lake
- Make its eyebrows it moustache
- Bury it
- Let it have a drink
- Give it to a friend
- Burn it
- Give it a mini walkie-talkie
- Throw it around in the air
- Give it some popcorn
- Use it as bait for fishing
- Lightly fry it with some onions and a pinch of sage
- Hide it in your younger brother's/sister's bed
- Teach it the way of the ninja
- Drop a large concrete donkey on it
- See how far you can hit it with a baseball bat.
- Learn to draw it, and then stick it in a comic series
- See if chocolate is as bad for it as it is for dogs.
- Make a slingshot out of it.
- Teach it to speak in two dozen accents.
- Give him candy
- Teach him to drive
- Dress him in funny hats (Mega Man helmets, for instance)
- Introduce him to the cat
- Add him to your action figure collection
- Nuke it
- Give it beer
- Put it on a web site
- Freeze it
- Send it into space
- Strap it to a sheep
- Make a Schwarzenegger action movie out of it
- Show him your barn full of farm animals
- Put it on a grain of sand which is directly 10 metres above the sea
- Teach it to clone itself into an army
- Examine it
- Find out if he likes The Concrete Donkey or The Buffalo of Lies
- Teach it to swim
- Let him show you how to blow up your enemies
- Throw it in the air and try to hit it with something
- Teach it to swim (You'll fail, but it'll pass the time)
- Listen very closely. You may hear it say "Oi, Nutter!"
- Tie it in a knot and see if it can undo itself
- Pin it down to cardboard
- See if it can make girders hang in the air
- Ask it what it wants to see in worms 3D
- Jump up and down on it
- Take it to a worm farm
- More food for your pet bird!
- Feed it to ants
- Watch it tame sheep
- Send it to "accidentally" set fire to a jerk's house
- Freeze it
- Check if it's in god mode (try to blow it)
- Take it to a disco
- Rescue it from whatever predicament it's currently in and put it somewhere safe
(I'm just a big softy)
- Ask it whether it prefers Bazookas or Grenades...
- Take it to a biol. class and dissect it.
- Get it to rescue Agent Dennis.
- Drop a Concrete Donkey on it.
- Ask it to strip down to its skeleton
- Give it a Gameboy Advance with Worms World Party
- Learn it to fish with baby worms
- Give it a map and compass and let him out in the wild
- Give it a guitar and sing along with it
- Zap it!
- Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building and check how many fall damage
did it get
- Disintegrate it
- Give it a crate with weapons
- Teach it kung fu
- Put it in your avatar and let it clap 'til it'll die of it
- Try to torch it in a pitch black room.
- Test your new samurai-sword on it.
- Make it dig to china
- Name it
- Make it shoot a rope, swing, shoot rope, and miss
- Kill it... kill it good
- Flush it
- Let it play with your "so called" Killer-Ants while you’re in school.
- Try to make a worm tower as high as possible
- Make it star in a The Sims game
- Watch it eat dirt
- Watch it stretch, curl, stretch, curl
- Give it an afro and watch it strike the Saturday night pose
- Put it on a glass plate and light a lighter under it
- Cook it
- Fry it
- Give it a chicken suit and put it in a hole full of worms
- Buy a worm farm for it
- Make it eat an explosive banana
- Make it eat its tail till it ends up eating its head, and therefore eating
itself inside-out, or creating a black hole which will suck in everything until
there is nothing left.
- Put it through a meat grinder and sell it as fish food.
- Put it in a pool full of Johnson’s baby lotion.
- See if it knows how to light dynamite just by dropping it.
- See if it can write your name upside-down.
- Stuff it full of gunpowder and make a grenade.
- Teach the worm to play basketball; with all those cool jump moves
- Train him in the team17 academy of arts and weaponry
- Try to fit it with 699 other worms into a cd burner to produce a 700mb CD that
is Worms 3
- Put it into a glass jar and call out "Worms, free!"
- Give it a swirl
- Teach it how to dance.
- Make it an underwear model.
- See if you can skim it on the water
- See how fast you can make it with Low-Grav and Fastwalk
- See if you can make it slide on snow
- Teach it how to swim
- Teach it how to ride a bicycle
- See how much damage it gets if you do Armageddon with Double Damage
- Let it dig all of the land
- Crush it into a VERY small cube.
- See if it'll survive if you drop a HUGE stone on it.
- Get another worm after you killed it at 147
- Repeat 147 because it was so funny
- Get a 3rd worm...
- Check if it surrenders if outnumbered.
- Kill him to check out its gravestone.
- Make it big then nick its jetpack
- Make it little again
- Use kamikaze
- Buy a new worm
- Feed it to your fish
- Make it a room decoration
- Send it to Outer Space
- Put it in the Microwave and NUKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Give it a rope and make it get a crate
- Douse it in Petrol (gas) and set it on fire
- Deep fry it so it looks like a chip
- Eat it
- Play baseball with its friends
- Invite it to your barbeque... hehe
- Get some napalm and pretend it is eye drops for your worm
- Make it tell you how to make a 'zooka
- Make it tell you how to use a 'zooka
- Make it teach you how to hit you're enemy from 50 feet away on jumbled terrain
with a 'zook
- Let it live for a while
- Get bored after about five minutes and see if you can make your cat eat it
- Put it in your sister's hair
- See if it can pick up tiny crates full of weapons while swinging on a rope
- Make it throw an exploding sheep at another worm
- Make it show you its team
- Make it turn you're bananas into banana bombs so you can chuck them at ppl who
annoy you
- Use it as Paddle-Ball - ball
- Make it aerate your garden.
- Give it a blowtorch to help it at aerating your garden.
- Make it show you how to display a target in front of your weapon.
- Cut it in half
- Feed it to your pet
- Make it show you the enemy team
- Trade him one of his double damage crates for something you got
- Clone it
- Clone the clone
- Clone the clone of the clone
- Clone the clone of the clone of the... etc.
- Squash it so flat that it can actually play Worms 2D
- Name it Arnold
- Drown it in Johnson's baby lotion
- Train it to sing “Zooka loopy”
- Give it a ton of root beer and see how loud the belch is
- Nutter whack's this thread on the head with a dead worm
- I hear swinging a dead worm over your head by the full moon at midnight brings
good luck
- Tie it round your neck and wear it as a tie
- Teach it to take dictation
- Get it to do the ironing
- Threaten to smart bomb it unless it lets you inspect its weapons of mass
destruction
- Send it up in a balloon and practice shooting at it
- Take it to a farm, point to a pig and yell "KILL IT! KILL THE IMITATION!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Give it a banana and run like hell
- Use it to make a nonsensical post so you can get 200
- Yay I got 200!
- Tie it into a knot to help you remember things
- Hide it in your foes spaghetti
- Use it as a guitar string
- Make it into balloon animal
- Let it sleep in your shoe
- Don’t put your shoe on
- Let it add suggestions to this forum
- Accidentally type whilst ints onstts the kesybouard
- Apologise and feed it a cookie
- Flick it
- Roll it
- Sell it
- Catch’em all
- Hold it to ransom for money
- Teach it to sit
- Let it play with a stapler
- Make it wink
- Make it close its eyes really tight, than get blown up
- Make it place dynamite near, then do a back flip on top of the dynamite
- Freeze your worm, and then baseball bat it!
- Sit down with hot chocolate and watch Father Ted with your worm
- Get a piercing and put your worm through it!
- Write a book about your worm
- Sell your worm on e-bay
- Give your worm beer daily and it might grow into a slug!
- Make it "call" an Armageddon
- Teach it to write
- Make him show you his animal-weapons farm
- Throw it out the window
- Use it as shoelaces
- Laugh and the worm laughs with you...
- Make it sneak into Team17 HQ
- Ask it if it really is the best
- Ask it if it's sure it will win the war
- Ask it if it will always stand and never run
- Ask it "Until what's done?"
- Question its ability to strike with all its might, despite falling friends and
the blown-apartness of its world
- Ask it what is right
- Ask it how it can talk
- Ask it how painful it is to go to war with a split tail (from WormSong)
- Ask it where it stores all 64 weapons during a game
- Ask it if it's seen Andy Davidson recently
- Introduce it to the delights of this forum
- Read all eight "official" Worms Stories to it
- Ask if it can have babies.
- Ask if it grows
- Ask it what a female worm looks like
- Put it in your sock
- Take a picture of it with your webcam
- Put it on a firework and watch it fly up and explode forming the text "WORMS BY
TEAM17"
- Make a computer desktop out of it.
- Make a worms themed game boy advanced
- Make the worm write a thread
- Squish it with a rolling pin
- Stick it to a fan blade and watch it SPIN!!
- Poke it in the middle and see which end laughs
- Call you worm on its mobile phone
- Dissect it
- Stick it on a stick and roast it like a hotdog
- Put it in bread and it is as a hotdog
- Put yourself in bread and let it eat you like a hotdog
- Make it join a disco dancing competition
- Make it fly to the worm and put up a flag saying "TEAM17 was here"
- Make it swallow dough and let it grow inside it until he blows up
- Make it become a moderator
- Build an Eiffel tower consisting only of worms
- Rope knock the tower down
- Bake it
- Freeze it
- Flush it down the toilet
- Put it in front of a one-armed bandit, and watch as loads of dynamite comes out
of the slot (see Worms 2 FMVs)
- Teach it to play baseball with other worms
- Ask it why its shotgun bullets don't scatter
- Ask it why they got annoyed at each other
- Ask it what 50 things to do with a worm are
- Give it an Irish accent
- Sex your worms
- Smoke weed with him
- Give him alcohol
- Be cool with him
- Read all the 280 things again.
- Do nothing with him
- Send it to a worms party
- Put it in the military
- Name a boat after it
- Make it talk
- Use it for dinner
- Steal its mojo
- Give it a mobile phone and see who it calls to.
- Introduce it to George W. Bush and offer them some pretzels.
- Take it to David Letterman's Late show.
- Vacuum it.
- Teach it to read
- Teach it to talk
- Let it have a drink
- Help it save agents.
- Let it walk on the good ship Armageddon
- Let it call on Armageddon
- Make it closer to god
- Teach it the 50 recipes with bananas
- Make it write 300 things to with it, and if it doesn’t, threaten it with
scissors
- Make it type worms on the keyboard
- Teach it how to play a worms game
- Cut it in half and see which one get first to a finishing line
- Dress it up as a piece of dirt and watch the other worms eat it.
- Dip it in honey and fry it
- Send him to Iraq for Stealthy Weapons Inspection
- Take him to Vegas, gamble on 00 (SUDDEN DEATH!)
- Do the weapon testing for my thread's weapons
- Make him into a Cartoon all about Worms (Come on people, you know you
waaaaaaaaaaant it!)
- Use him against Warmonger in my thread's Worms Weapons War 1 (Sorry, couldn't
help it)
- Build a castle on it
- Put him in your sound box
- Delete it without any sense
- Mungle it
- Kiss him :$
- Join him on a quest
- Throw it trough a window
- Burn him
- Scare it
- Sex him up
- Let him rot
- Infect it with flu, Clone it loads of times, and put them in a pot noodle
factory (hehehe)
- Put it in a plane with the Sony Boss and see if it does the same thing as it did
with Spadge
- Draw a comic about it and its friends
- Have it show you how to make you into a worm
- Have it beat the s**t out of Pikachu and all his weird friends
- "Accidentally" drop it out of a third-storey window
- Get some more worms to be his friends
- Squish it against a wall
- Make it marry your sister
- Use it to keep ppl away from you
- See if it's flammable
- Ask him if he gets paid for destroying other worms (and how much)
- Go with him or a walk, chicks "dig" worms... (actually, they are pretty good at
digging anyway
- Find out if worms have a drink with a dead human inside the bottle...
- Use him as your personal bodyguard
- Find another worm, and then let them have a Worm Fight with knives
- Make him write a theme song for his next game
- Interview him on how different it feels being in 3D
- Make him start a revolution in Canada to make everyone a Worm
- If he did what XFrostX told him to do 50 reasons ago, tell him to write 50 more
reasons or threaten to let robins in the house, because we're at 350! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Make it welcome Warmonger because he is BACK!
- Make it hug Warmonger
- Make it worship Warmonger
- Make it shun Warmonger
- Make it zook Warmonger
- Make it bury Warmonger
- Make sure it does what the wants to do
- Introduce it to an Elasto-laser
- Give it a skateboard and make him do a 360 Ollie
- Make it run a restaurant called "Boggy B's"
- Make it wear braces (NERD!)
- Ask him if he can count past 5, or else we should have ended this 358 reasons
ago
- Ask him to aim a Patsy's Magic Bullet on your unfinished homework
- Ask him what he does for every day of the year
- Ask him if he wants to abolish leap years
- Put him in a worms dollhouse full of crates
- Make him go grave digging for all he has killed
- Survey him on how he feels about "Cloning Sheep"
- Tell him to Revive this thread at least until we get to 400
- Leave it alone
- Clean your shoe with it
- Laugh at it
- Stare at it until it starts to float
- Shout Yippeeeee from a very high place
- Learn to fly a plane
- Get a life (and a family)
- Smoke weed with him and take it as your brother
- Get Beer and watch Hockey with him
- The worm vomit, poor him, he is new
- Sic him on Warmonger
- Make him boom race with you, and see if either one of you makes it to the end
alive
- Make 383 things to do with a worm
- Make 384 things to do with a worm
- Make 385 things to do with a worm
- Feed it beans and make him into a balloon.
- Launch it into space
- Give it a lead and walk it around the park
- Make it go on an adventure like in LOTR
- Make it think of 10 things to do?
- Kidnap him
- Make him gay
- Make her lesbian
- Let him die if he wants to
- Let him create a movie
- Call the movie "The Wormtrix: Reloaded"
- Make him get near to the 400
- Remember the worm at #112? The same for it
- @@@@@@@@@@ (Censored!)
- I can't believe it! WE HAVE 400 worms here in a box!
- Find two worms then make more worms then find two more worms and make many more
worms and make an ARMY!
- Make 402 things to do with a worm.
- Make some new weapons for it
- Give it a spidery suit and infinite ninja ropes (hehe)
- Show it how to enable the full wormage
- Show it how to enable the "Firing a wep doesn't end your turn" wormpot mode
- Show it how to combine #405 & #406 (Muhahahahahaaaaa!!!)
- Make it track down and eliminate Warmonger
- See if the Russian Gas works on him
- Take him to your local dairy queen for a blizzard, but make sure he doesn't get
brain freeze, or else you'll have one heck of a time killing him
- Cut it in slices and cook it for dinner
- Teach it to destroy everything in sight
- Ask it how come his nuclear missile doesn't blow up anything
- Boil it
- Teach it baseball
- Teach it to destroy everything in sight
- Ask it how come its nuclear missile doesn't blow up anything
- Boil it
- Teach it baseball
- Sprinkle salt on it then keep it in a jar
- Torture it
- Feed it to a bird
- Bite its head off
- Hold it hostage from the rest of his team
- Do to it whatever tickles your fancy
- See if it really is pink, cute, and deadlier than ever
- Teach it how to joust with Whiffle Bats
- Make it "defuse" mines in war torn areas
- Experiment with it, and create a worm recipe book
- Sit him on top of your monitor and make it give you verbal support when playing worms
- Round up some of its friends and create a worm olympics!
- Same as #423 but drop them all in a goldfish tank for the swimming events
- Toast it on a camp fire, and eat him with marshmallows
- Use it as spare ammo for a slingshot
- Make it get a job
- Use it to light the fireworks
- Put it in the air hole of your sub and watch him shoot out
- Comb its hair
- Send him up in a rocket and make him the first worm in space.
- Make a little parachute for it, then drop it above the toilet, when he falls in. Flush it!
- Sell him at an auction
- Put him in a matchbox, and drop it on a bonfire
- Put him in a microwave, keep him in there until he explodes
- Make him rig the US Election to elect its god, THE CONCRETE DONKEY. Then, of course, blame it on Florida
- See if he can skip across the English Channel
- Push him off the top of the Eiffel Tower, and see how much fall damage he gets
- Make Him Fly A Canadian Sea King Helicopter... If He Can
- See If it's memorized its Wormsong, and if not, spray him with a minigun
- See how high they can build a worm pyramid/tower
- Give it a sheep and a red cape and try to get the sheep to fly
- Give it a sheep, a blue cape and a snorkel and mask, and try to get that sheep to fly under water
- Make it memorise this entire list, and repeatedly test it to see how much the worm has memorised
- Scream random words at it till it turns purple with green polka dots
- Take it to a candy store to see if it can be turned into a gummi worm
- Cover it with hair spray and put it back in it's hole
- Make it hold its breath and tickle it
- Have breath holding compitions and see which one turns blue first
- Take it up to a mountian and make it shout 'I LOVE WORMS'
- Stick lots of them on a rollercoaster and see how many are still in it at the end
- Stick them with different types of animals to see if they like them
- Train them to drive robots with lightsabers so they can take over the world for you
- See if it could stand up to The Russian Mystery Gas
- See if it really knows how to bungee.... of course make sure you do it somewhere where there is fall damage
- Force them to war, give them plastic aeroplane kits (and polistyrene for the apprentices) and see how long it takes them to learn to fly
- Get it to re-title this thread: "Lots of things to do with a worm!"
- Remind it never to do something like this again